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Breakfast
Chaos
Series
Written By: Bennett Albanese
About the Breakfast Chaos Series
The Breakfast Chaos series is a series about Bacon fighting other breakfast food. I capitalize the names of the foods because I believe that all breakfast foods are important and deserve to be treated as superior. I wrote this series to inform you all about the importance of Bacon and other breakfast foods. Some of the scenarios are random and some are realistic. And I also promise you that no foods were harmed in the upcoming movie, we have stunt doubles. I really hope you enjoy this series written by me, Bennett Albanese.
Breakfast Chaos: Book 1: Bacon vs Pancake
It was a cold January day and Bennett was making Bacon and Pancakes for breakfast. Once he set them on the table, he didn’t feel hungry right then and went to go watch TV. While he was gone Pancake sat up and said to Bacon,”He’s gonna eat me first because I’m his favorite.” “No way”, Bacon snapped back, “I’m his favorite”. Bacon had had enough already (he was very sensitive). He picked up a fork and stabbed Pancake right through the middle. A couple minutes later they found themselves tangled in each other stabbing forks and knifes into each others bodies. Pancake then dumped syrup all over Bacon. That literally put him in a sticky situation. All of a sudden Bacon had picked up a knife and fork and with his extreme cutting skills divided Pancake into 4 even pieces. Pancake (in pieces) moved right over to Bacon and threw chocolate chips right into Bacon’s syrup. Bacon was basically tar and feathered at that point. That put threw them back to square 1. Knives and forks were flying around when Pancake was pinned to his plate. Bacon stood over him laughing hysterically. He littered Pancake with whipped cream and strawberries. When Bennett came back he pleasantly ate the delicious yet disgraceful pancake and kept Bacon in a special place, the oven. Set at a perfect temperature Bacon oven-tanned with his sunglasses victoriously.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 2: Bacon vs French Toast
Bennett had just put the plate of Bacon and French Toast in front of his little brother Colin. It was really hot so they went downstairs to play soccer while it cooled off. Meanwhile, Bacon and French Toast were in a heated argument. French Toast thought he was more exotic because he was from France but Bacon had a different opinion. Bacon said right back,”France isn’t any more exotic than USA. Besides in France it’s all bonjour this and bonjour that, I don’t know how I could stand that. I personally don’t think annoyingness is exotic.’’ Just then, Colin came up to check on the food, Bacon and French Toast “played dead”, he blew on it a couple of times but it was still hot so he decided to go back to playing soccer. But when he was going downstairs he caught Bacon and French Toast moving out of the corner of his eye he told Bennett and they called food control. Quickly Bacon poured cinnamon all over French Toast because he knew that the food control was coming. Once that was done he hid in the microwave while the food control barged through the door and stopped French Toast dead in his tracks. He was like a deer in headlights. He tried to lie by explaining that a food fairy sprinkled him with magic, but the “exterminators” wouldn’t buy any of that soggy milk. He was taken back to Area 52 where he was kept with other strange foods, such as green eggs and ham.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 3: Bacon vs Sausage
There they were lying in front of the TV shooting each other mean looks and glares. They hated each other, hated each other so much they had made a lethal bet. They bet on the food that would be finished first on Man vs Food. The guy had 20 pieces of each food in front of him, it was simple the first species of food that was eaten first was proven to be the better type so he gets to live, the loser will be eaten by the winner. Foodilism? Sure, but it was still better than being put back in the fryer. Also, to make matters worse for the loser the winner got to smother him with any topping you could imagine. On the show it went like this, the guy took a bite of sausage, finished that piece, did the same with the bacon until it came down to one of each. He took one big bite of the sausage, Bacon looked away he thought it was over. While Sausage was in great excitement, it soon ended when the guy suddenly gobbled down the last piece of Bacon. Sausage just stood there there a second looking at the TV in disbelief, and then came the temper, he threw a huge fit, yelling and cussing at the TV yelling things that you mustn't repeat like you soggy cereal or you rotten egg. Once again don’t repeat that. A couple minutes later Bacon prepared for his feast while Sausage did the same but for his end. Bacon vigorously devoured Sausage.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 4: Bacon vs Waffle
It was a long journey from the waffle maker for Waffle, while Bacon had had it easy. Bacon got to relax in the warm oven in a nice chair, getting a pinkish, reddish tan. Waffle didn’t take that very well. While they were sharing a plate one day, Waffle harshly snapped at Bacon,”You’re so lucky that you are Bacon, you get it so easy, you don’t have to do anything while I have to frequently check my temperature.” Bacon yelled back, “Well at least I’m not always such a debbie downer like you are!” That set off serious grease sparks. Bacon took chocolate chips and threw them in Waffles holes. Waffle took blueberries and threw them on Bacon smearing him with blue juice and ruining his tan. “I worked on that tan forever!”, Bacon deliberately screamed. That really pulled his last straw. He did something that not even the evilest, cruelest rotten egg would do. He brutally added more of the batter Waffle was made of, giving him a weird, lopsided shape so he couldn’t walk or stand. While Bacon laughed hysterically, he had no idea what was coming back at him. Waffle poured the whole glass of pulpy orange juice all over Bacon. When Bennett went to the table for breakfast he was horrified to find both foods a complete mess. He didn’t want to eat the poor little Bacon but he had no sympathy for the extra battered Waffle. He ate it very quickly and happily feeling no shame at all.
Chaos
Series
Written By: Bennett Albanese
About the Breakfast Chaos Series
The Breakfast Chaos series is a series about Bacon fighting other breakfast food. I capitalize the names of the foods because I believe that all breakfast foods are important and deserve to be treated as superior. I wrote this series to inform you all about the importance of Bacon and other breakfast foods. Some of the scenarios are random and some are realistic. And I also promise you that no foods were harmed in the upcoming movie, we have stunt doubles. I really hope you enjoy this series written by me, Bennett Albanese.
Breakfast Chaos: Book 1: Bacon vs Pancake
It was a cold January day and Bennett was making Bacon and Pancakes for breakfast. Once he set them on the table, he didn’t feel hungry right then and went to go watch TV. While he was gone Pancake sat up and said to Bacon,”He’s gonna eat me first because I’m his favorite.” “No way”, Bacon snapped back, “I’m his favorite”. Bacon had had enough already (he was very sensitive). He picked up a fork and stabbed Pancake right through the middle. A couple minutes later they found themselves tangled in each other stabbing forks and knifes into each others bodies. Pancake then dumped syrup all over Bacon. That literally put him in a sticky situation. All of a sudden Bacon had picked up a knife and fork and with his extreme cutting skills divided Pancake into 4 even pieces. Pancake (in pieces) moved right over to Bacon and threw chocolate chips right into Bacon’s syrup. Bacon was basically tar and feathered at that point. That put threw them back to square 1. Knives and forks were flying around when Pancake was pinned to his plate. Bacon stood over him laughing hysterically. He littered Pancake with whipped cream and strawberries. When Bennett came back he pleasantly ate the delicious yet disgraceful pancake and kept Bacon in a special place, the oven. Set at a perfect temperature Bacon oven-tanned with his sunglasses victoriously.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 2: Bacon vs French Toast
Bennett had just put the plate of Bacon and French Toast in front of his little brother Colin. It was really hot so they went downstairs to play soccer while it cooled off. Meanwhile, Bacon and French Toast were in a heated argument. French Toast thought he was more exotic because he was from France but Bacon had a different opinion. Bacon said right back,”France isn’t any more exotic than USA. Besides in France it’s all bonjour this and bonjour that, I don’t know how I could stand that. I personally don’t think annoyingness is exotic.’’ Just then, Colin came up to check on the food, Bacon and French Toast “played dead”, he blew on it a couple of times but it was still hot so he decided to go back to playing soccer. But when he was going downstairs he caught Bacon and French Toast moving out of the corner of his eye he told Bennett and they called food control. Quickly Bacon poured cinnamon all over French Toast because he knew that the food control was coming. Once that was done he hid in the microwave while the food control barged through the door and stopped French Toast dead in his tracks. He was like a deer in headlights. He tried to lie by explaining that a food fairy sprinkled him with magic, but the “exterminators” wouldn’t buy any of that soggy milk. He was taken back to Area 52 where he was kept with other strange foods, such as green eggs and ham.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 3: Bacon vs Sausage
There they were lying in front of the TV shooting each other mean looks and glares. They hated each other, hated each other so much they had made a lethal bet. They bet on the food that would be finished first on Man vs Food. The guy had 20 pieces of each food in front of him, it was simple the first species of food that was eaten first was proven to be the better type so he gets to live, the loser will be eaten by the winner. Foodilism? Sure, but it was still better than being put back in the fryer. Also, to make matters worse for the loser the winner got to smother him with any topping you could imagine. On the show it went like this, the guy took a bite of sausage, finished that piece, did the same with the bacon until it came down to one of each. He took one big bite of the sausage, Bacon looked away he thought it was over. While Sausage was in great excitement, it soon ended when the guy suddenly gobbled down the last piece of Bacon. Sausage just stood there there a second looking at the TV in disbelief, and then came the temper, he threw a huge fit, yelling and cussing at the TV yelling things that you mustn't repeat like you soggy cereal or you rotten egg. Once again don’t repeat that. A couple minutes later Bacon prepared for his feast while Sausage did the same but for his end. Bacon vigorously devoured Sausage.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 4: Bacon vs Waffle
It was a long journey from the waffle maker for Waffle, while Bacon had had it easy. Bacon got to relax in the warm oven in a nice chair, getting a pinkish, reddish tan. Waffle didn’t take that very well. While they were sharing a plate one day, Waffle harshly snapped at Bacon,”You’re so lucky that you are Bacon, you get it so easy, you don’t have to do anything while I have to frequently check my temperature.” Bacon yelled back, “Well at least I’m not always such a debbie downer like you are!” That set off serious grease sparks. Bacon took chocolate chips and threw them in Waffles holes. Waffle took blueberries and threw them on Bacon smearing him with blue juice and ruining his tan. “I worked on that tan forever!”, Bacon deliberately screamed. That really pulled his last straw. He did something that not even the evilest, cruelest rotten egg would do. He brutally added more of the batter Waffle was made of, giving him a weird, lopsided shape so he couldn’t walk or stand. While Bacon laughed hysterically, he had no idea what was coming back at him. Waffle poured the whole glass of pulpy orange juice all over Bacon. When Bennett went to the table for breakfast he was horrified to find both foods a complete mess. He didn’t want to eat the poor little Bacon but he had no sympathy for the extra battered Waffle. He ate it very quickly and happily feeling no shame at all.
Breakfast Chaos Series: Book 5: Bacon vs Eggs
They both were fresh out of the pan and oven and weren’t happy when they were put touching on the same plate. Some of the yolk of Egg got onto Bacon and some grease from Bacon got on Egg. Egg was then double scrambled while Bacon was yolky. That is what sparked the madness, Bacon started blaming Egg for ruining his perfect tan while Egg complained back at Bacon that he had made him slippery, gross and reddish, pinkish color. Bacon suddenly took the pepper and dumped it all over Egg. Egg was sneezing like crazy! Little parts of him were flying all over the room. Egg was so angry at that point that he marched right over to Bacon and poured the milk all over him making him furious. Bacon took the salt dumped the whole bottle directly into Egg. Egg burned so bad that he ran all the way off the plate and jumped to the sink, trying to turn it on to get the salt off. He turned it on, but the wrong temperature, it was on hot, really hot. He yelped and yipped due to the pain. He ran outside in the rain to cool off but then got struck by lightning. He was bubbling and sizzling until he eventually fell to the ground and descended into the Milky Way. Bacon gave out a victory screech and turned on the oven for a nice, rainy day oven tan.
They both were fresh out of the pan and oven and weren’t happy when they were put touching on the same plate. Some of the yolk of Egg got onto Bacon and some grease from Bacon got on Egg. Egg was then double scrambled while Bacon was yolky. That is what sparked the madness, Bacon started blaming Egg for ruining his perfect tan while Egg complained back at Bacon that he had made him slippery, gross and reddish, pinkish color. Bacon suddenly took the pepper and dumped it all over Egg. Egg was sneezing like crazy! Little parts of him were flying all over the room. Egg was so angry at that point that he marched right over to Bacon and poured the milk all over him making him furious. Bacon took the salt dumped the whole bottle directly into Egg. Egg burned so bad that he ran all the way off the plate and jumped to the sink, trying to turn it on to get the salt off. He turned it on, but the wrong temperature, it was on hot, really hot. He yelped and yipped due to the pain. He ran outside in the rain to cool off but then got struck by lightning. He was bubbling and sizzling until he eventually fell to the ground and descended into the Milky Way. Bacon gave out a victory screech and turned on the oven for a nice, rainy day oven tan.
Breakfast Chaos Series Book 6: Bacon vs Bagel
Bacon vs Bagel
The raging winds created a coldfront outside while inside everything was warm. Including the oven and toaster. Breakfast was cooking when… DING! The bagel jumped out of the toaster as if it were a kangaroo onto the plate. Bacon who had just arrived from his long journey from the oven made his impression with Beats headphones, black leather jacket, shiny earrings; Yes, Bacon liked to make a flashy appearance. Bagel made a big mistake and started trash-talking to Bacon.
”My blueberries are 3x healthier than your fattening grease!”, Bagel taunted. Bacon was hot after that statement; literally.
Steaming, Bacon retorted,”Oh, well at least I taste somewhat good.” The strawberries that were were sharing the plate with Bacon and Bagel started making obnoxious “ooooo” sounds and yelling things like,”he just got burnt.” But none of that bother Bacon nor Bagel. When Bennett came back the foods stopped fighting. As Bennett was getting ready to put the cream cheese on Bagel, Bagel jumped over Bacon and pushed him into his spot in a flash. And just like that Bacon was covered in Cream Cheese. Bennett went to get a napkin and Bagel started laughing hysterically. Bad mistake. When Bennett came back he didn’t know what had struck his plate. Bagel was lying there in pieces and mourn as Bacon had a slight smirk on his greasy little face while at the same time, smothered in cream cheese. Bennett was curious to see what bacon and cream cheese would taste like. After his first bite the whole world changed; he knew what he had to do. He started a new restaurant called El Cheese Bacon, A worldwide sensation. People around the world trekked miles to get a taste of this scrumptious delight that was created by accident! Obviously, Bennett made millions and invested in a company that makes Bacon houses and eventually bought it out and became a Multimillionaire and all thanks to Bacon and Bagels pathetic fight. Sadly, Bagel and his species were furious they wanted a piece of that fame, after all they helped make Bacon famous. They started a rebellion, a revolution and El Cheese Bacon hosted it. It was a usual Friday Night, the tables were full like the bellies stuffing themselves with endless supplies of Bacon when horror struck. The doors flew open and an army of angry bagels stormed in. They somehow flipped up the tables with the food still on their plate and caused a ruckus as the plates shattered on the ground, luckily nobody was hurt. The ruckus caused the Bacon to come out of their sweet life and into battle. The Bacon defended their legacy with all the hope they possibly could because an army of 300 angry bagels versus a weak, uncooked alliance of bacon has quite the odds. The customers couldn’t do anything in their intense stage of paranoia as they watched the bagels invade their home. Most of the Bacon colony was petrified, but a couple individuals had faith. With their trickery and “brains they could outsmart the crazily invading bagels that were carelessly attacking with steam trailing from their back for they had heated themselves up for motivation. The Bacon would not be fooled they grabbed all of the table mats and formed a circle with a opening for the bagels to fall into their trap. Unconsciously the Bagels trotted into the circle and were trapped as the bacon built up a dome of flimsy mats and miraculously trapped the Bagels into a dome of mats. They tried everything they could think of (but that wasn’t very much) but they still couldn’t get out. After a long three hours the Bagels were forced to slowly eat themselves without any cream cheese which had been endlessly supplied in the kitchen where the Bacon’ s lives carried on.
Bacon vs Bagel
The raging winds created a coldfront outside while inside everything was warm. Including the oven and toaster. Breakfast was cooking when… DING! The bagel jumped out of the toaster as if it were a kangaroo onto the plate. Bacon who had just arrived from his long journey from the oven made his impression with Beats headphones, black leather jacket, shiny earrings; Yes, Bacon liked to make a flashy appearance. Bagel made a big mistake and started trash-talking to Bacon.
”My blueberries are 3x healthier than your fattening grease!”, Bagel taunted. Bacon was hot after that statement; literally.
Steaming, Bacon retorted,”Oh, well at least I taste somewhat good.” The strawberries that were were sharing the plate with Bacon and Bagel started making obnoxious “ooooo” sounds and yelling things like,”he just got burnt.” But none of that bother Bacon nor Bagel. When Bennett came back the foods stopped fighting. As Bennett was getting ready to put the cream cheese on Bagel, Bagel jumped over Bacon and pushed him into his spot in a flash. And just like that Bacon was covered in Cream Cheese. Bennett went to get a napkin and Bagel started laughing hysterically. Bad mistake. When Bennett came back he didn’t know what had struck his plate. Bagel was lying there in pieces and mourn as Bacon had a slight smirk on his greasy little face while at the same time, smothered in cream cheese. Bennett was curious to see what bacon and cream cheese would taste like. After his first bite the whole world changed; he knew what he had to do. He started a new restaurant called El Cheese Bacon, A worldwide sensation. People around the world trekked miles to get a taste of this scrumptious delight that was created by accident! Obviously, Bennett made millions and invested in a company that makes Bacon houses and eventually bought it out and became a Multimillionaire and all thanks to Bacon and Bagels pathetic fight. Sadly, Bagel and his species were furious they wanted a piece of that fame, after all they helped make Bacon famous. They started a rebellion, a revolution and El Cheese Bacon hosted it. It was a usual Friday Night, the tables were full like the bellies stuffing themselves with endless supplies of Bacon when horror struck. The doors flew open and an army of angry bagels stormed in. They somehow flipped up the tables with the food still on their plate and caused a ruckus as the plates shattered on the ground, luckily nobody was hurt. The ruckus caused the Bacon to come out of their sweet life and into battle. The Bacon defended their legacy with all the hope they possibly could because an army of 300 angry bagels versus a weak, uncooked alliance of bacon has quite the odds. The customers couldn’t do anything in their intense stage of paranoia as they watched the bagels invade their home. Most of the Bacon colony was petrified, but a couple individuals had faith. With their trickery and “brains they could outsmart the crazily invading bagels that were carelessly attacking with steam trailing from their back for they had heated themselves up for motivation. The Bacon would not be fooled they grabbed all of the table mats and formed a circle with a opening for the bagels to fall into their trap. Unconsciously the Bagels trotted into the circle and were trapped as the bacon built up a dome of flimsy mats and miraculously trapped the Bagels into a dome of mats. They tried everything they could think of (but that wasn’t very much) but they still couldn’t get out. After a long three hours the Bagels were forced to slowly eat themselves without any cream cheese which had been endlessly supplied in the kitchen where the Bacon’ s lives carried on.